- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

knock knock? come in

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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