- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Tilt your screen back .

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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