Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Do you play piano? No

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What's just not right? Left

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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