How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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