Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Dumb

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Anti Joke

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