What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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