Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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