- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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