- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A penis walks into a bar..

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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