- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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