An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I'm homeless.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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