What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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