So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Women deserve equal rights.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Charlie Sheen

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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