What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What's 9+10? 19

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Matthew Wyckoff

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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