Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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