- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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