- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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