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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's big and purple? Barney

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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