An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Anti Joke

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