- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

12 in general

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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