why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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A man died.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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