How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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