Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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woman's rights

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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