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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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