- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

penis. nuff said.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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