- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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