Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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