Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I wrote a funny joke.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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