- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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