- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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