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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock, COME IN!

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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