Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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