- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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