- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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