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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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