- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

knock knock who's there? faith

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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