Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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