When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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