Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I'm homeless.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what are you mike bibby?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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