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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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