- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Take part of what?

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

how do you win a game try your best

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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