- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Obama = ebola

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