- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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