There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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