- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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