- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Women's Soccer.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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