A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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