Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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no.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why? Why not?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A whole 'nother.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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