- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's your blood type? Red.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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