- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Anti-jokes are funny.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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