- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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