knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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