why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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