Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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