All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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