- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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