Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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