Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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