Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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