What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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#Getweird

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Guess what What

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Anti Joke

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