what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

The Princess is in another castle

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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