Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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