- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead