What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Anti Joke

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