Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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David Cameron

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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