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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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