Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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