What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A lot eh?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what are you mike bibby?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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