What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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