- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

can you pass the soap?

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Women's rights

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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