- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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