Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Canadians

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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