Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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u know whats a crime? rape

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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