- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A guy at a baseball game....

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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