an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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you will like this because i am black.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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