A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Anti Joke

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