- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

all these jokes are horrible now

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Women's Rights

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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