whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Anti Joke

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