- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Small Penis.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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