Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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