What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Anti Joke

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