- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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