- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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