In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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it

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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