What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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