- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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