knock knock Goodbye

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Asian women drivers...

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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