- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A hill billy went fishing

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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