Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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