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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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