roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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