- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

12 in general

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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