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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Barack Obama.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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