- Anti Joke

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.