- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Good job, son.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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