A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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