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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.