Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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