- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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