I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

i dont fisish anythi

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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