I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

school homewrok

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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