- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Tilt your screen back .

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

John lazzaro likes dick

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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