Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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