I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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