- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

If life gives you lemonade.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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