Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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whats black? the colour

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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