- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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