Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

the sky is green no it is not

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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